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Re:PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch by sandworm101 on Saturday January 17, 2026 @09:25AM (#46658307)
Because all of Microsoft's people secretly use linux on thier machines.

(No joke. This is a thing. It means when something goes catastrophically wrong with windows, the people in position to fix the problem will still be able to function.)

Re:PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch by steve1977 on Saturday January 17, 2026 @10:14AM (#46658680)
Yeah, sure this is a thing. All of Microsoft's people secretly use Linux...
Re:PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch by cyanydeez on Saturday January 17, 2026 @11:20AM (#46659239)
That and forced LLM adoption means they solve problems in text.
Re:PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch by Bender on Saturday January 17, 2026 @12:56PM (#46660209)
I can't really add to that one but I do know that many at Cisco turn old Cisco gear into Linux workstations.
Re:PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch by bigfatkitten on Sunday January 18, 2026 @04:37AM (#46666296)
IOS-XE runs Linux underneath.
Re:PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch by potatowaffle on Saturday January 17, 2026 @01:51PM (#46660763)
When one of the senior executives from Bing Search visited my university for a talk, they personally told the director of the computer science department that they envied the fact that the director could use a 27-inch iMac at work, whereas they could only use one at home.
Re:PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch by sandworm101 on Saturday January 17, 2026 @06:16PM (#46663112)
The head of bing search is not ever going to be in position to issue an emergency patch for windows. They are far more likely to cause such a situation than resolve one.
Re:PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch by matltc on Saturday January 17, 2026 @04:51PM (#46662470)
The one dev I know at Microsoft runs WSL2