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Re:Iran has now been offline for 96 hours by burnt-resistor on Monday January 12, 2026 @02:22PM (#46592950)
And doesn't become another neoliberal, corrupt vassal state beholden to the IMF.
Re:Iran has now been offline for 96 hours by FergusArgyll on Monday January 12, 2026 @02:41PM (#46593196)
Yeah, that sounds absolutely awful compared to what it's like to live in Iran now
Re:Iran has now been offline for 96 hours by burnt-resistor on Monday January 12, 2026 @08:16PM (#46596288)
False choice. Both are bad.
Re:Iran has now been offline for 96 hours by spwa4 on Tuesday January 13, 2026 @12:32PM (#46604445)
Nope. Your "horror scenario" would be a definite improvement. Both are bad, perhaps, but not equally bad.
Re:Iran has now been offline for 96 hours by Aloisius on Monday January 12, 2026 @06:30PM (#46595615)
The IMF is essentially a credit union with 191 member countries, so they'd become a vassal to most of the world - if by vassal, one means to agree to terms that might make it possible to repay loans.

Some (including quite a few neoliberals) want to abolish the IMF altogether, though I'm unsure if letting countries collapse completely is really a better option.

Re:Iran has now been offline for 96 hours by burnt-resistor on Monday January 12, 2026 @08:25PM (#46596341)
Lies. IMF isn't a charity. They come in and dictate policy and make money off misfortune. It's disaster capitalism.

Edit: See also. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shock_Doctrine

Re:Iran has now been offline for 96 hours by Aloisius on Monday January 12, 2026 @09:25PM (#46596689)
I did not say it was a charity.