50% of U.S. vinyl buyers don't own a record player

Re:50% of U.S. vinyl buyers don't own a record player by quietsegfault on Friday January 02, 2026 @07:51AM (#46464266)

So glad to see my people. I have a hobby where instead of a modern synthetic ball, I play soccer with a severed goat head. There is something positively transcendent about the resonating thunk of a kick that you just don’t get with a standard ball.

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Re:50% of U.S. vinyl buyers don't own a record player by topranks on Friday January 02, 2026 @07:59AM (#46464315)

Love me some old school goat ball

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Re:50% of U.S. vinyl buyers don't own a record player by MonkeyClub on Saturday January 03, 2026 @01:42PM (#46480043)

In my community, we use the head of the defeated chieftain of the nearby tribe instead, and keep goatheads for soup. The lack of horns makes for a better roll.

Funny how there are minor variations the world around.

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