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Re:Ask HN: What would you do if you didn't work in tech? by mmh0000 on Monday December 22, 2025 @11:59AM (#46355911)
I assume:

Why programmers like cooking: You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don’t suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/agv5ol/why...

Re:Ask HN: What would you do if you didn't work in tech? by an0malous on Monday December 22, 2025 @12:19PM (#46356173)
and the CEO is now mandating everyone use Slam Chops and is expecting food to take half as long to make thanks to their ingenious idea
Re:Ask HN: What would you do if you didn't work in tech? by HardwareLust on Monday December 22, 2025 @12:33PM (#46356338)
You guys are not wrong.