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Re:I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Li... by phantasmish on Monday December 15, 2025 @04:37PM (#46281065)
"He scrambled up to Helen and asked, 'What are you doing?'"

"He kick-flipped up to Helen and asked, 'What are you doing?'"

[edit] electric-slid! Pirouetted! Somersaulted!

Re:I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Li... by komali2 on Monday December 15, 2025 @05:41PM (#46281854)
Maneuvered, marched, slid over to, snuck up on/to, rolled on up to, ambled, thread his way through the crowd to, slithered, slunk. Pimp walked. Danced over to. Hopped over to. Sprinted! Jogged! Charged!
Re:I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Li... by anomaly_ on Monday December 15, 2025 @06:00PM (#46282085)
He rolled away on his heelys.
Re:I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Li... by phantasmish on Monday December 15, 2025 @06:15PM (#46282274)
Crunched.
Re:I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Li... by komali2 on Monday December 15, 2025 @06:32PM (#46282517)
Glomped. Oozed.
Re:I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Li... by kazinator on Monday December 15, 2025 @10:09PM (#46284294)
He vermiculated obliquely toward Helen, and from a yet comfortable distance mumbled a barely audible request for permission to ask how she's doing.
Re:I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Li... by lazylizard on Tuesday December 16, 2025 @12:57AM (#46285264)
wodehouse loved ejaculated
Re:I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Li... by komali2 on Tuesday December 16, 2025 @11:45PM (#46298369)
Me too
Re:I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Li... by mwigdahl on Monday December 15, 2025 @11:01PM (#46284619)
Scooted!
Re:I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Li... by M_bara on Tuesday December 16, 2025 @01:52PM (#46292648)
Sashay…
Re:I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Li... by glitchc on Monday December 15, 2025 @06:49PM (#46282702)
Let's not forget "sashayed" and "marched"
Re:I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Li... by wjb3 on Monday December 15, 2025 @09:48PM (#46284177)
"slunk"
Re:I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Li... by frm88 on Tuesday December 16, 2025 @02:48AM (#46285856)
I love sashayed. It's always accompanied with a mental image of a person clad in some silk, floor length robe who walks a slightly sidewards, the fabric whispering. I have no idea where that image came from, but it's always there.
Re:I'm Kenyan. I Don't Write Like ChatGPT. ChatGPT Writes Li... by sshine on Sunday December 21, 2025 @06:28AM (#46344052)
Somehow that’s not far off from my mental image.