I may live to see it; peak sqlite.

You are laughing. IBM has already been there, with DB2 having essentially been the OS on mainframes a few decades ago.

All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again.

So it's true, the profits have spoken of this!

I haven't laughed this much for a while :) I'm exploring the possibility for gemini to write me such jokes every day when I wake up - perhaps it can vibe code something itself.

And

  It is now the only software in the world still written in C89.

Hilarious.

But wait, there's more!

    > Predictive SELECT Statements:
    > Added the PRECOGNITION keyword.
    > SELECT * FROM sales WHERE date = 'tomorrow' now returns data with 99.4% accuracy by leveraging the built-in 4kB inference engine. The library size has increased by 12 bytes to accommodate this feature.

12 bytes really sounds like something that the lead dev would write!

Omg the Bloomberg/IBM article has so many Easter eggs

Here is the link: https://sw.vtom.net/hn35/pages/90097654.html

The content spot on and very funny.

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Suddenly, I have high hopes again for LLMs. Imagine you were a TV/film script writer and had writer's block. You could talk to an LLM for a while to see what funny ideas it can suggest. It is one more tool in the arsenal.

> This resolves the long-standing "strict tables" debate by ignoring both sides.

This is brilliant. Well done.