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Re:Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 hallucinates the HN front page 10 y... by menaerus on Wednesday December 10, 2025 @08:29AM (#46217469)
And

  It is now the only software in the world still written in C89.
Hilarious.
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Re:Show HN: Gemini Pro 3 hallucinates the HN front page 10 y... by throwaway2037 on Friday December 12, 2025 @12:11AM (#46241063)
But wait, there's more!

    > Predictive SELECT Statements:
    > Added the PRECOGNITION keyword.
    > SELECT * FROM sales WHERE date = 'tomorrow' now returns data with 99.4% accuracy by leveraging the built-in 4kB inference engine. The library size has increased by 12 bytes to accommodate this feature.
12 bytes really sounds like something that the lead dev would write!
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