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Re:Dumb Ways to Die: Printed Ephemera by Freak_NL on Tuesday November 25, 2025 @05:08AM (#46044314)
Cause of Death:

> Scalded in a Brewer's Maſh, at St. Giles Cripplegate, 01.

That's… quite specific.

And then there is the joker who entered 'suddenly' as the cause of death.

Re:Dumb Ways to Die: Printed Ephemera by omnicognate on Tuesday November 25, 2025 @05:17AM (#46044387)
Horrific, I imagine. Brewer's mash is usually a little below 70°C. If someone fell in they probably survived with extensive scalding and died later from infection.
Re:Dumb Ways to Die: Printed Ephemera by softg on Tuesday November 25, 2025 @06:03AM (#46044672)
If the main purpose of this was to satisfy people's morbid curiosity that makes a lot of sense. Maybe they made up some juicy deaths in slow news weeks even.
Re:Dumb Ways to Die: Printed Ephemera by wizzwizz4 on Tuesday November 25, 2025 @08:39AM (#46045676)
I imagine "suddenly" would be things like a heart attack – if you're not taking measurements as the patient is dying, you don't know enough to deduce it from symptoms, and don't perform an autopsy, it's hard to tell what happened.
Re:Dumb Ways to Die: Printed Ephemera by RankingMember on Tuesday November 25, 2025 @10:08AM (#46046415)
> St. Giles Cripplegate

I'm convinced the British have a monopoly on unintentionally hilarious/ironic place names.

Re:Dumb Ways to Die: Printed Ephemera by jjgreen on Tuesday November 25, 2025 @01:50PM (#46049247)