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Re:The Britishisation of American English by freehunter on Thursday September 27, 2012 @10:26AM (#4580830)
I don't think that's British vs American, that's more proper grammar vs improper grammar. You wouldn't hear anyone of any stature seriously trying to suggest that "could care less" is American English. My opinion is that it's one of those things people hear spoken more than they see written and the tendency to say "could'n care less" (without the hard stop on the 't'). Kind of like something I see on HN quite often, "kind've".
Re:The Britishisation of American English by nollidge on Thursday September 27, 2012 @11:44AM (#4581169)
It's got nothing to do with grammar. "I could care less" is a perfectly grammatical sentence - it follows all the rules of English sentence construction. Similarly, "colorless green ideas sleep furiously" is also perfectly grammatical, it just doesn't make any semantic sense.
Re:The Britishisation of American English by SideburnsOfDoom on Thursday September 27, 2012 @11:57AM (#4581253)
But "I could care less" is a perfectly grammatical sentence, which has a semantic meaning, which, as David Mitchell explains at comic length, is the opposite of what the speaker means to say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw

Re:The Britishisation of American English by nollidge on Thursday September 27, 2012 @01:33PM (#4581778)
Right. How's that different from what I said?
Re:The Britishisation of American English by dpark on Thursday September 27, 2012 @12:08PM (#4581324)
And so we move from discussing pedantic points of language to discussing tangential points that are even more pedantic. :)
Re:The Britishisation of American English by freehunter on Thursday September 27, 2012 @12:40PM (#4581493)
Thus is the nature of a living language. Everyone has their own interpretation of how the language should be used, and it's up to everyone to find common ground in order to be understood. Debates, even inconsequential debates, are an integral part of understanding the words we assign arbitrary meaning to.
Re:The Britishisation of American English by nollidge on Thursday September 27, 2012 @01:34PM (#4581785)
If we're going to talk about language, then it's far from pedantic to insist on using it properly while doing so.
Re:The Britishisation of American English by dpark on Thursday September 27, 2012 @01:41PM (#4581825)
I was poking fun, but complaining about the use of the word "grammar" here is quite pedantic. Swapping the word "grammar" for something more strictly correct would have yielded no improvement to the conversation.
Re:The Britishisation of American English by nollidge on Thursday September 27, 2012 @04:13PM (#4582633)
> would have yielded no improvement to the conversation

thats true freehunter didnt need to use the most best word in order to get acrost the course grain jyst of his thaughts but at sum point the lak of exact language use does become a hinderance to smoothe discorse and i guess id rather air on the side of accurasy and preciseness and ask the same of others even if that meens i risk being thaught a pedant

Re:The Britishisation of American English by dpark on Thursday September 27, 2012 @05:20PM (#4582981)
Yes, that's exactly what the conversation looked like when he said "grammar" instead of "semantics". I'm glad you've saved us from such dereliction of discourse.
Re:The Britishisation of American English by SideburnsOfDoom on Thursday September 27, 2012 @11:32AM (#4581120)
What do you mean by "stature"?

I'm convinced that British people never say "I could care less" when they mean that they don't care, but that some American people do. British people say instead "I couldn't care less", which is a more accurate statement.

How does that differ from "I could care less" being a characteristically American turn of phrase?

Re:The Britishisation of American English by freehunter on Thursday September 27, 2012 @12:01PM (#4581274)
By stature I mean anyone in position to talk about proper grammar vs improper. As in an English teacher/professor, an editor, etc vs someone off the street. Obviously English is a living language and meanings change over time, but there are authority figures who try to keep the language intelligible across a common group.

I say it's not an Americanism but rather merely incorrect use of language for the same reason I don't consider "libary" or "old-timer's disease" to be proper. It's not necessarily an evolution of the language as much as it is poor education. This may change over time if these words/phrases become generally accepted, but today they are not. You will lose credit for these uses. You might say these fall into "vulgar" English.

Re:The Britishisation of American English by SideburnsOfDoom on Thursday September 27, 2012 @12:10PM (#4581336)
> By stature I mean anyone in position to talk about proper grammar vs improper

Scoolteachers but not linguists is a very particular use of the word "stature".

> I say it's not an Americanism but rather merely incorrect use of language

Which only occurs in America.

Re:The Britishisation of American English by freehunter on Thursday September 27, 2012 @12:37PM (#4581483)
>Scoolteachers but not linguists is a very particular use of the word "stature".

I believe I implied linguists twice, once falling under the "etc" banner and once again in "authority figures". If you choose not to read that, I can't take the blame.

Re:The Britishisation of American English by SideburnsOfDoom on Thursday September 27, 2012 @12:41PM (#4581505)
> I believe I implied linguists twice

Tenuous. But we clearly disagree about what it is that linguists do. I go by this description:

> "Does linguistics tell people how to speak or write properly?

> No. Linguistics is descriptive, not prescriptive.

http://www.ling.upenn.edu/courses/ling001/prescription.html

which to my mind means that they do not "talk about proper grammar vs improper".

Re:The Britishisation of American English by freehunter on Thursday September 27, 2012 @01:11PM (#4581668)
So... did you just bring up the subject of linguists simply so you could argue with me about what linguists do? I spoke about authorities on language. I believe this includes linguists amongst many others. English teachers are at the forefront of this as they will be the ones enforcing proper English usage, and as such they were the ones I spoke about by name. If you use the language wrong in school, you get marked down to reinforce the correct usage.

You happened to call out linguists as well, so I agreed with you that while I didn't mention them specifically, I was including them in the category of authority under the "etc" label. You then proceed to tell me I'm wrong because linguists don't work that way. Seems to me like you wanted to bait me into a trap. I don't think I fell for it in quite the way you were hoping.

Re:The Britishisation of American English by SideburnsOfDoom on Thursday September 27, 2012 @04:05PM (#4582586)
Preofessional students of language would seem to be authorities on use of language, which is why I queried your use of the word "stature". It's an odd word to use about authorities on language, and it took a while to get to what you mean since you seemed to be assuming that I already knew what you meant.
Re:The Britishisation of American English by freehunter on Thursday September 27, 2012 @04:54PM (#4582832)
"By stature I mean anyone in position to talk about proper grammar vs improper. As in an English teacher/professor, an editor, etc vs someone off the street."

"Importance or reputation gained by ability or achievement: 'an architect of international stature'"

A person of stature in the English language would be, by my consideration, someone who is notable for upholding the generally accepted usage of the English language. An English teacher has been professionally trained in proper English. An editor is tasked with enforcing proper English. Students being professionally (and specifically) trained in the English language would be suitable for being authorities, but they not necessarily of stature.

I didn't think I had worded it ambiguously, but here it is reworded: I don't think anyone who has a reputation gained from achievement in the subject of proper American English would argue that "could care less" is a good substitute for "couldn't care less".

Re:The Britishisation of American English by dpark on Thursday September 27, 2012 @11:44AM (#4581175)
What he means is that even Americans would identify this an improper grammar. I'm not sure if that's accurate or not, though. I daresay that the more grammatically-inclined among us would call it wrong, but the typical American likely would not. (See also: literally, used as a general intensifier)
Re:The Britishisation of American English by SideburnsOfDoom on Thursday September 27, 2012 @11:55AM (#4581243)
> identify this an improper grammar.

And yet those who study living languages for a living linguists of stature, if you will) insist that what they do is descriptive, not prescriptive. http://www.ling.upenn.edu/courses/ling001/prescription.html

i.e. if a large group of people say it in a particular way, they are doing what they do, not doing something else incorrectly.

Re:The Britishisation of American English by dpark on Thursday September 27, 2012 @12:03PM (#4581288)
Well, they can claim whatever they want. :) At the end of the day, calling something "right" or "wrong" comes down to a subjective call, though. If 99% of people use some construction, then even the most prescriptive of linguists will probably consider it correct. But what about 40%? 20%? Even for a descriptive linguist, the question of "do people say X" is fuzzy. Some people say "X" for almost any "X". Some people say "aks" instead of "ask", but the vast majority of people would agree that's wrong.
Re:The Britishisation of American English by SideburnsOfDoom on Thursday September 27, 2012 @12:08PM (#4581320)
> At the end of the day, calling something "right" or "wrong" comes down to a subjective call

But the idea is to not make that call at all. That would be prescriptive.

> Some people say "aks" instead of "ask", but the vast majority of people would agree that's wrong.

I'm told that's a regional variation. In other words, in some places, people speak like that. That's descriptive. so is "most people speak like that in region A and don't have a problem with it, and most don't in regions B,C,D,E".

Re:The Britishisation of American English by dpark on Thursday September 27, 2012 @12:29PM (#4581437)
> But the idea is to not make that call at all. That would be prescriptive.

To me, that's not the line between prescriptive and descriptive linguists. I think both say what's right and wrong, but there's different connotations to their answers. Prescriptive linguists see the language as more static and more rooted in the past. Descriptive linguists see the language as more dynamic and based in the present. I think a prescriptive linguist would basically say that "aks" is wrong "because it's wrong", and that a big chunk of the population using it wouldn't make it right. A descriptive linguist would say it's wrong because if you use it you'll sound stupid to most of the population. There's nothing intrinsically wrong with the word, though, and if enough people start using it, it will become "right".

Obviously, this division is very fuzzy and is really a question of degree.

> I'm told that's a regional variation. In other words, in some places, people speak like that.

I'm not aware of any regions where this is actually used by the majority of the population, unless we define regions to be arbitrarily small, in which case we've just gone back to "someone says X".

> That's descriptive. so is "most people speak like that in region A and don't have a problem with it, and most don't in regions B,C,D,E".

This kind of description can be useful, but there's still a judgement call. I might go ask a descriptive linguist about the term "aks", and they might explain that it's common in certain neighborhoods around major cities but that educated urban types don't use it, that in the south rural residents don't use it but some suburban residents around the hub cities do, etc. And that's all great and educational, but then I'm going to ask "Is it American English?" I'm either going to get a hand-wavy "it depends" answer that involves repeating the descriptions above and telling me nothing useful, or a straight answer that is effectively prescriptive.

The questions are not just "does anyone say X?", but also "should I say X?". If descriptive means being unable to answer the latter at all, then descriptive means being nearly useless.

Re:The Britishisation of American English by SideburnsOfDoom on Thursday September 27, 2012 @12:59PM (#4581597)
Good, detailed answer.

But "does anyone say X?" does go a long way to answering "should I say X?".

I'll leave your pet example of "aks" which I really know nothing about so if you say it's widespread yet is nobody's dialect, then all right.

If you know that that English people almost use the word "pants" to mean "underwear" then it's clear that "does anyone in London say pants meaning trousers?" is "no" and when wanting to purchase trousers the answer to "should I say pants?" is also "no".

The only American dialects that I know anything about is from recently watching "The Wire". "does anyone talk like that?" Apparently so. it's not right or wrong, it's a way of talking. "Should I talk like that?" depends on whether I'm talking to inner-city Baltimore gangsters.

Re:The Britishisation of American English by dpark on Thursday September 27, 2012 @01:29PM (#4581757)
> But "does anyone say X?" does go a long way to answering "should I say X?".

Agreed, though I think part of the issue is with regional divisions. There is no true "American English" that spans the country. So "does anyone say X" may not be sufficient. If I want to be a newscaster and fit my language to the country as a whole, neither Boston pronunciation not Southern slang is likely my target. I'm looking for the subset that's acceptable to the majority of Americans. How big that majority needs to be is a judgment call. How widespread a certain term/construct/etc actually is also seems like a judgment call, as the info probably isn't gathered via scientific polls.

> I'll leave your pet example of "aks" which I really know nothing about so if you say it's widespread yet is nobody's dialect, then all right.

I think "aks" has fallen in usage. For a time, it was popular among certain groups, but I haven't actually heard anyone say the word in a long time (though that could also be indicative of my social circles changing rather than the actual usage overall). It's just a convenient example, but not to my knowledge a very realistic one anymore.

> If you know that that English people almost use the word "pants" to mean "underwear" then it's clear that "does anyone in London say pants meaning trousers?" is "no" and when wanting to purchase trousers the answer to "should I say pants?" is also "no". The only American dialects that I know anything about is from recently watching "The Wire". "does anyone talk like that?" Apparently so. it's not right or wrong, it's a way of talking. "Should I talk like that?" depends on whether I'm talking to inner-city Baltimore gangsters.

Fair enough. And maybe in that case it's just about framing. If you specifically ask about language general enough to span the US, maybe purely descriptive linguists can give you a useful answer.

Re:The Britishisation of American English by SideburnsOfDoom on Thursday September 27, 2012 @04:08PM (#4582605)
> There is no true "American English" that spans the country

Of course. You should hear the way they speak in the North of England ;)

But if I say "the blue-winged teal is an American bird" I do not mean that every bird in North America is a blue-winged teal. I mean that the blue-winged teal is found only in North America.

As is the phrase "I could care less".

Re:The Britishisation of American English by dpark on Thursday September 27, 2012 @11:25AM (#4581078)
I agree this is just a question of improper grammar. However , it's fast becoming an Americanism. I think it's probably more common without the "n't" (or even just "n'") at this point.

> Kind of like something I see on HN quite often, "kind've".

Ew

Re:The Britishisation of American English by sarabob on Thursday September 27, 2012 @10:52AM (#4580946)
AIUI the USA version is "I could care less, if I really tried hard."
Re:The Britishisation of American English by 5teev on Thursday September 27, 2012 @10:39AM (#4580900)
If you think of "I could care less" as sarcasm, it makes more sense, i.e., the speaker couldn't really care less. (If I recall, this was the typical usage when I first started hearing this phrase decades ago.)
Re:The Britishisation of American English by diazamet on Thursday September 27, 2012 @10:31AM (#4580857)
Granted, it's not necessarily a UK vs US -ism but I come across it most often on US websites.
Re:The Britishisation of American English by SideburnsOfDoom on Thursday September 27, 2012 @04:12PM (#4582622)
As someone resident in the UK, I am quite sure that it is in fact a UK vs US-ism. I wouldn't know if everyone in the US uses the phrase "I could care less" but I am sure that no-one over here does. Which makes it an American turn of phrase since it is found no-where else.