I want to live in this fantasy world!
(Our IT dept is so overworked that I go out of my way to work around them purely out of empathy.)
I know teachers that make $50k and no pension, with others making $93k, halfways to their pension at 35yrs old, get almost 12 weeks off total a year, and work from 8am to 3pm (1 hour lunch, 1 hour for 'prep' aka Netflix) and home by 335, and no, they basically never do any work at home. She technically has students (10 year olds she sends links to for their chrome books) about 5x53 minutes a day.
The aspiring career schoolteachers will just have to find a job in a field that is short-staffed, like registered nurses or one of the trades. I'm sure that comes across as "let them eat cake" to some Bernie moron, but going back to school for 6 months is small potatoes, and doing a little market research before making big financial decisions like choosing your college major in the first place is basic adult responsibility.
If we apply your "lump of labor" fallacy everywhere else honestly and consistently, we would have to be opposed to immigration and trade because "those damn foreigners" went and "took er jerbs".
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Whats funny though is that if you click the link in a phishing test, they will e-mail you to complete the training. But there is no enforcement (general management doesn't care), so you just get a daily e-mail telling you that you are overdue. It also however stops them from sending the fake phishing emails. So a bunch of us clicked the phishing link, marked the "do your training" e-mail as spam, and now never get bothered.
Also, the last one I took they talked about phishing using a malicious Google docs link IIRC.
Anecdotes don't mean you know everything about a system.
Knowing what I know now about the IT staff and professors and knowing in hindsight only 3-4 of my CS classes were of any relevance to my work, I seriously regret not cheating my way through undergrad. I wish I could take back the time I wasted on Java and spend it with my N64.
Except their system adds extra headers related to the phishing… Wonder if they even know…
Thus, I created an Outlook rule to automatically move them to a dedicated folder… (;->
So we get e-mails from @microsoft.com and it's only if you dig in the metadata that you see it failed authentication. The only tell in the e-mail is checking the URL, which doesn't tell you much because tons of regular e-mails use tracker redirects too. They even send emails from our own domain or the domain of our payroll company.
I won't type out my rant, but our IT department is a few guys who couldn't figure out what to do when their competitive xbox FIFA 2006 dreams failed, heard IT pays a lot with not much work, and then sat through the certs.