Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study

Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by bix6 on Friday September 05, 2025 @01:14PM (#45140970)

Plus one for bidets. What’s up with single ply being legal? Hurts so bad.

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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by RankingMember on Friday September 05, 2025 @01:37PM (#45141265)

I actually prefer single-ply. I bunch it up (I'm not a folder) and it's far superior to that fluffy stuff that your fingers go right through and then sticks to your bum. Scott 1000-sheet + bidet + squatty potty is perfection to me.

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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by bix6 on Friday September 05, 2025 @02:40PM (#45142082)

Is it soft single ply? The stuff at the campground is so abrasive.

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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by giardini on Friday September 05, 2025 @03:25PM (#45142590)

Wuss! Chuck Norris wipes his ass with sandpaper:

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=sandpaper+on+a+toilet+roll&...

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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by dsq on Friday September 05, 2025 @01:30PM (#45141171)

Just roll out a long strip and fold it twice, now you've got quad-ply. That’ll show em.

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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by bix6 on Friday September 05, 2025 @02:42PM (#45142093)

I’ve gone 16 ply and still ripped my bum!!

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