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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by RankingMember on Friday September 05, 2025 @01:37PM (#45141265)
I actually prefer single-ply. I bunch it up (I'm not a folder) and it's far superior to that fluffy stuff that your fingers go right through and then sticks to your bum. Scott 1000-sheet + bidet + squatty potty is perfection to me.
Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by bix6 on Friday September 05, 2025 @02:40PM (#45142082)
Is it soft single ply? The stuff at the campground is so abrasive.
Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by giardini on Friday September 05, 2025 @03:25PM (#45142590)
Wuss! Chuck Norris wipes his ass with sandpaper:

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=sandpaper+on+a+toilet+roll&...