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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by troyvit on Friday September 05, 2025 @12:07PM (#45140149)
Man that and bidets have changed my life. But it makes leaving home that much more difficult.
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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by bix6 on Friday September 05, 2025 @01:14PM (#45140970)
Plus one for bidets. What’s up with single ply being legal? Hurts so bad.
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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by RankingMember on Friday September 05, 2025 @01:37PM (#45141265)
I actually prefer single-ply. I bunch it up (I'm not a folder) and it's far superior to that fluffy stuff that your fingers go right through and then sticks to your bum. Scott 1000-sheet + bidet + squatty potty is perfection to me.
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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by bix6 on Friday September 05, 2025 @02:40PM (#45142082)
Is it soft single ply? The stuff at the campground is so abrasive.
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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by giardini on Friday September 05, 2025 @03:25PM (#45142590)
Wuss! Chuck Norris wipes his ass with sandpaper:

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=sandpaper+on+a+toilet+roll&...

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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by dsq on Friday September 05, 2025 @01:30PM (#45141171)
Just roll out a long strip and fold it twice, now you've got quad-ply. That’ll show em.
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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by bix6 on Friday September 05, 2025 @02:42PM (#45142093)
I’ve gone 16 ply and still ripped my bum!!
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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by m463 on Friday September 05, 2025 @03:33PM (#45142694)
Just leave for japan. It re-normalizes your view on toilets.
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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by troyvit on Saturday September 06, 2025 @12:43PM (#45150806)
I transferred once in the Tokyo airport and honestly I just wanted to live there the rest of my life.
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Re:Using Your Phone on Toilet May Give You Hemorrhoids: Study by mgh2 on Saturday September 06, 2025 @03:29PM (#45152187)
Not as "sanitary": https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8553346/

https://www.healthline.com/health/are-bidets-sanitary#resear...

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