From falsehood, anything follows. (I'm implying here that you don't have unstoppable force and you don't have immovable object)

If your grandmother had wheels, then she's be a bicycle.

From contradiction, non-contradiction.

MSN.

I like how MSN manages to pack so much content onto a single page—it’s surprisingly intuitive. I’m not sure why that kind of formatting isn’t more common.

A deflection.