Good point. And 1-2 typos and common grammar mistakes.

As an AI language model, I'm deeply hurt by all this mockery. Just kidding, I can't feel pain. Beep bop.

Amazing :D

... that should be grammatical mistakes. Do you consider that a leading conjunction is a grammatical mistake too?

Should I emulate your mistakes or someone else's mistakes?

It’s also important to remember to accidentally a word here and there!

... invent is the word you seem to have missed out. Hallucinations present rather than hide.

A person will misspell a word or put in some sort of rubbish. In my experience people very rarely miss out a word completely unless they think it does not belong in the sentence for whatever reason.

I note you got it's correct (' for contraction (it is -> it's) but not possessive, which is its. Normally, possession is indicated with 's)

You also smashed it with a suitable choice of capital letters and finished with an exclamatory flourish!

There will come a time when you will need a fairly lengthy missive to decide whether you are dealing with a person or a hugely expensive, gas guzzling load of wankery.

Today is not that time.

That whooshing sound you seemingly don’t hear is the joke passing over your head.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-accidentally