I also asked claude to roast it for fun. this one made me lol:

> The use case is Chef's Kiss levels of overengineering. They want to avoid Git commits... so they built a custom S3 server... that runs in a container... that gets rebuilt on every NixOS rebuild... to serve static files... to FluxCD. At some point, just make the damn Git commits.

You are not the only one trying to achieve this goal: serve file system by S3 interface. There are also https://github.com/versity/versitygw and https://rclone.org/commands/rclone_serve_s3/.