obviously StarLink doesn't work in the deeps of russian territories

Why, no antennas ? The shipping container has the antennas ?

Starlink is a joke here but "satellites" in general are not

Civilian StarLink doesn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpaceX_Starshield

Neither Starshield

After a call from Putin, this won't happen again.

Right the attack Milo Minderbinder sells in 2 quarters will look just different enough to not exactly be the same thing happening again.

I doubt they trust Musk with operational security anymore. It is pretty much guaranteed he would betray them to Russia.

That was my intended joke to say the least

Interesting that they claim the attack was shared with the Trump admin ahead of time. That seems very unnecessarily risky as well considering where Trump's loyalties lie

I read Ukraine leaked attack details ahead of time, except it was supposed to be 2000 mile range heavy slow drones striking in the middle of the night. Russians "somehow" got this info and prepared waiting ready until the morning with all bombers fueled up ready to take off. Drones never showed up, morning came, national aviation holiday, pilots went to celebrate, 12:00pm drones take off from trailers.