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Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by Inufu on Monday August 06, 2012 @04:44PM (#4347171)
If people are retarded, it's hardly the fault of that company, is it? You don't blame the gun company when somebody shoots himself ...
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by notJim on Monday August 06, 2012 @05:03PM (#4347266)
I would guess that almost every parent has had their child swallow a small object at some point. I know my mom has told stories of all of us kids doing it. Pennies, peach pits, etc.

The first time they freak out and go to the doctor, who tells them to look for it in their kid's poo. The second time they skip freaking out and the doctor step. Parents may not realize magnets are much more dangerous, because magnets, especially strong ones, are unusual objects that we don't have a lot of experience with, and for their size are unusually strong.

Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by bryanlarsen on Monday August 06, 2012 @04:56PM (#4347229)
It's the old "reasonable man" test that the courts use. A reasonable man knows that guns are dangerous.

On the other hand, a reasonable man may not realize that swallowing magnets are far more dangerous than swallowing similar objects that aren't magnetic.

Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by Vivtek on Monday August 06, 2012 @05:18PM (#4347331)
Which is why each package has five different warning labels on it. Sheesh.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by makomk on Monday August 06, 2012 @07:02PM (#4347776)
From the comments I've seen in other discussions about this, people are entirely capable of reading all the warning labels and still failing to realise that swallowing these is actually far more dangerous than swallowing other metal objects.

They just seem to see the warning labels as an example of "health and safety gone mad" so to speak, of someone putting unnecessary warnings on about something that obviously can't be that dangerous. I can't see a good way of avoiding this problem.

Edit: Apparently there were similar comments in the previous HN discussion; at least one person[1] failed to grasp how much more dangerous they were if swallowed than other objects despite reading a 14-page complaint that described in graphic detail the exact mechanism by which they were more dangerous, the serious medical consequences, the long-term health risks even with prompt and successful surgery, and the history of kids being injured in this fashion by them. They're basically impossible to sell safely.

[1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4294215

Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by tptacek on Monday August 06, 2012 @07:33PM (#4347876)
This not only seems true, but demonstrably is true. CPSC worked with the vendor of this toy for years getting labels and notifications out; the reports of children requiring debilitating surgical procedures to remove tiny little rare earth magnets from their GI tracts increased over time.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by Foy on Monday August 06, 2012 @05:28PM (#4347373)
I like to think that a reasonable man would know swallowing magnets is extremely dangerous.

It's just that apparently there aren't all that many reasonable men. u_u

Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by chc on Monday August 06, 2012 @06:33PM (#4347666)
Given that many people initially thought this ban was silly until they researched the actual consequences of swallowing the balls, reality does not seem to bear out your hypothesis.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by mynameishere on Monday August 06, 2012 @04:54PM (#4347220)
If you know anything about small children, they like to pick up stuff off the ground and eat it. I had these in my office and was constantly losing them on the floor. Now, if you do that at a house with kids...

Also, a stupid person eating them probably won't eat them in that pattern, finding one by accident, then another an hour later after the first has advanced through the system ahead of the second, which is how the flesh gets pinched eventually.

Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by Inufu on Monday August 06, 2012 @04:56PM (#4347231)
Well duh. Same as you make sure no sharp, pointy objects are lying around and electric outlets have child safeties.

Should we ban knifes now because children could cut themselves?

Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by ericb on Monday August 06, 2012 @05:06PM (#4347284)
How about Teddy Bears with razor blades for stuffing? Ban or no?

The idea is that the product is more dangerous than appearances might let on.

Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by mynameishere on Monday August 06, 2012 @05:09PM (#4347308)
Knives are necessary, not toys. Switchblades are useless, dangerous toys, and are often banned. So there you go. Anyway, I'm not advocating banning little magnets anyway--I do own some, you know--but pointing out that ordinary non-stupid use of them + a toddler could result in problems.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by jcromartie on Monday August 06, 2012 @04:59PM (#4347248)
I love these things. But with a 2-year-old I would simply not want them in my house.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by jack-r-abbit on Monday August 06, 2012 @05:02PM (#4347260)
Then as a responsible parent you would choose not to buy them. Unfortunately many people are not responsible at all and that screws everybody else.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by marcamillion on Monday August 06, 2012 @05:04PM (#4347269)
I own this toy and I have 2 kids, both younger than 5. I allow them to play with them a bit - and I put them up, out of reach , when I am not supervising them.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by nkwiatek on Monday August 06, 2012 @04:57PM (#4347239)
Nobody said guns were toys. Also, you can't swallow guns.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by Dramatize on Monday August 06, 2012 @05:00PM (#4347250)
I guess you don't have kids?
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by marcamillion on Monday August 06, 2012 @05:02PM (#4347265)
I actually do - 4 & 1 3/4 years old. I also own these magnetic balls, and I haven't had any problems with them and my kids - except them losing some of them.

I allow them to play with it for a little, and then I put them in a safe place I know the kids can't get at them.

If I leave them on my desk, I know they will get it...so I don't leave them on the desk.

If a 12-year old is swallowing these things, there is something else going on in that household that needs to be addressed.

Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by Dramatize on Monday August 06, 2012 @05:31PM (#4347387)
I guess it's a hard balance between protecting kids from poor parenting and freedom for good parents like yourself.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by aterris on Monday August 06, 2012 @05:42PM (#4347439)
No it is not. The choice is freedom. Giving up freedom for perceived safety is never worth it.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by chc on Monday August 06, 2012 @06:27PM (#4347643)
What an impractical thing to say. We could have no laws at all if we followed that philosophy to its logical conclusion. We can't forbid theft, because that impinges on our natural freedom to obtain the things we want. We can't forbid public urination, because that means giving up our freedom to relieve ourselves wherever we like. And so on and so forth.

Living in civilization is all about giving up our freedom to do certain things in exchange for the protection and comfort that society offers.

Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by aterris on Monday August 06, 2012 @06:46PM (#4347715)
I completely disagree.

Living in a civilization is about joining a social contract to not infringe on each others rights. (theft, rape, murder, etc infringe on the victims rights, where as buying Bucky Balls does not affect anyone but the purchaser)

Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by tptacek on Monday August 06, 2012 @07:18PM (#4347825)
When you sell tiny metal balls to teenagers on the auspices that those teenagers will scrupulously prevent them from being made available to toddlers, or else those toddlers might die, it's probably easy to argue that you're affecting people besides the immediate purchasers.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by jack-r-abbit on Monday August 06, 2012 @08:09PM (#4347975)
well.. the same thing could be said about allowing teenagers to drive a car on the auspices that they will not drive too fast, or text, or do any number of other stupid things... or else people might die. At some point you have to make people take responsibility for their actions.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by tptacek on Monday August 06, 2012 @09:43PM (#4348244)
Yes? Very yes? I say this not just as the terrified parent of a 13 year old: we are entirely too casual about letting teenagers get behind the wheels of motor vehicles.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by jack-r-abbit on Monday August 06, 2012 @11:57PM (#4348646)
So do we go after the car makers because irresponsible parents let irresponsible teens do stupid stuff while driving and some old lady got killed? Not so far.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by marcamillion on Monday August 06, 2012 @06:02PM (#4347526)
Have to agree with this. Sacrificing liberty in chasing security achieves neither.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by tptacek on Monday August 06, 2012 @06:04PM (#4347537)
Groan. The debate isn't whether you should be free to own these things. The debate is whether companies should be free to market them as toys in the retail channel.
Re:CEO Fights Feds: Save Our Balls by marcamillion on Monday August 06, 2012 @06:16PM (#4347593)
Or maybe the debate is whether an "adult's toy" is the same thing as a "kids toy"....and therefore deserves the same regulation.

Or rather, how does one treat the sale of adult toys.