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Re:Federal workers ordered to return to offices without desk... by xnx on Tuesday March 04, 2025 @08:47AM (#43254506)
> I suspect that other scapegoats can be found to blame for their problems

Woke, Biden, DEI, Obama, trans, Hillary, Soros, gays, illegals, fluoride. Take your pick.

Re:Federal workers ordered to return to offices without desk... by CoastalCoder on Tuesday March 04, 2025 @09:57AM (#43255482)
Sounds like the inspiration for a catchy but very dark Billy Joel song.
Re:Federal workers ordered to return to offices without desk... by brookst on Tuesday March 04, 2025 @09:33AM (#43255142)
You forgot vaccines, education, NATO, porn, the courts, Canada, women, and renewable energy.

My biggest mystery is how these people have the energy to hate so many things so deeply. It sounds exhausting.

Re:Federal workers ordered to return to offices without desk... by lcnPylGDnU4H9OF on Tuesday March 04, 2025 @10:01AM (#43255539)
They don’t hate constantly, only when thinking about politics.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Minutes_Hate

> The political purpose of the Two Minutes Hate is to allow the citizens of Oceania to vent their existential anguish and personal hatred toward politically expedient enemies: Goldstein and the enemy super-state of the moment. In re-directing the members' subconscious feelings away from the Party's governance of Oceania and toward non-existent external enemies, the Party minimises thoughtcrime and the consequent subversive behaviours of thoughtcriminals.

The only thing it gets wrong is the variety of Goldsteins.

Re:Federal workers ordered to return to offices without desk... by martythemaniak on Tuesday March 04, 2025 @09:23AM (#43254970)
> Take your pick.

Now now, there's no need to choose, you can just blame all of them all at once!