Removing Jeff Bezos from My Bed

Re:Removing Jeff Bezos from My Bed by collingreen on Friday February 21, 2025 @05:34PM (#43133876)

This is a super funny idea if it works (in theory; I get it's a joke) and a SUPER funny idea if it malfunctions in particular ways.

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Re:Removing Jeff Bezos from My Bed by BizarroLand on Friday February 21, 2025 @06:53PM (#43134597)

Github issue:

My e-ass wiper mistook one of my testicles for poo and ripped it off. Please fix

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Re:Removing Jeff Bezos from My Bed by defrost on Friday February 21, 2025 @08:32PM (#43135188)

Ticket raised, please accept complementary Neuticles eVoucher (includes shipping, log on via Q-code to specify required size).

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Re:Removing Jeff Bezos from My Bed by hsbauauvhabzb on Friday February 21, 2025 @09:09PM (#43135387)

Don’t fall for this. I purchased this product then they pushed a bunch of the basic features behind a paywall. The ‘vibrate on SMS’ is worth it if you do go that route and don’t mind proxying your phone comms through their servers, though.

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