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Re:The AI Reporter That Took My Old Job Just Got Fired by edm0nd on Tuesday November 26, 2024 @02:46PM (#42249249)
How would you go about eating said stovetop hat?

Would you eat it raw or would you have to boil it down to soften it up and then drink/eat its hat soup?

Re:The AI Reporter That Took My Old Job Just Got Fired by topato on Tuesday November 26, 2024 @02:52PM (#42249317)
Cook it like stovetop stuffing, I'd imagine....

Isn't it a stovePIPE hat?

Re:The AI Reporter That Took My Old Job Just Got Fired by vunderba on Tuesday November 26, 2024 @04:48PM (#42250424)
Thank you for focusing on the real point of my post. :)

I was thinking I'd just unhinge my jaw in the style of 90s Reach Toothbrush commercials or like a human pez dispenser.