I genuinely hope this is satire or a form of trolling I'm not familiar with it.

If not, well, uh, your opinion is wrong. Facts don't care about your feelings.

I generally hope you wake up. Your attempt at shame has failed. Try again.

You also broke the site guidelines badly and repeatedly in this thread, ignoring the admonition at the top. That's seriously not cool. We have to ban accounts that do this, so please don't do it again.

If you'd please review https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html and stick to the rules when posting here, we'd appreciate it.