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Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by zdw on Sunday September 22, 2024 @07:55PM (#41621121)
"AI has been very popular among people wishing they had seven fingers on each hand instead of five"
Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by bravetraveler on Sunday September 22, 2024 @09:00PM (#41621450)
Think of how much more you could get done
Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by Rinzler89 on Sunday September 22, 2024 @11:34PM (#41622193)
I call it "the stranger".
Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by dylan604 on Monday September 23, 2024 @02:18PM (#41628953)
I think another hand instead of extra fingers would be much more productive
Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by bravetraveler on Monday September 23, 2024 @05:23PM (#41630742)
Totally, I'm making a somewhat 'disposable'/weak joke

It's a fun play on the idea of a productivity enhancer. AI - the extra fingers or hand - does well to spare me effort, I just think productivity may not be the right way to look at things

Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by dmichulke on Tuesday September 24, 2024 @01:00AM (#41633215)
"[I'd do it but] I only have 5 fingers"
Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by LeoPanthera on Sunday September 22, 2024 @10:42PM (#41621987)
People downvoting you probably don't realise this is a direct quote from the article. Maybe if you had written some actual comment, too...
Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by zdw on Sunday September 22, 2024 @11:45PM (#41622228)
Sorry about no additional comment, I couldn't think of something clever that included an Inigo Montoya reference...
Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by adityaathalyo on Monday September 23, 2024 @10:05AM (#41626243)
> Inigo Montoya reference

Huh? Who?

Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by kstrauser on Monday September 23, 2024 @10:52AM (#41626793)
Inconceivable.

(But also, you must go watch “The Princess Bride” tonight to catch the million cultural references you’ve been missing.)

Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by selimthegrim on Monday September 23, 2024 @10:18AM (#41626419)
Princess Bride character
Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by __MatrixMan__ on Monday September 23, 2024 @02:10PM (#41628880)
who wants revenge on a six-fingered man
Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by roenxi on Monday September 23, 2024 @12:07AM (#41622321)
It was a no-content throwaway comment in the article too; highlighting it on HN is pointless. I doubt the downvoters would care much whether it was in the article or not.
Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by kelnos on Monday September 23, 2024 @05:49AM (#41624229)
It's the latter bit for me. Ok, so it's a quote from the article. So what? What's interesting about it? What's funny about it? Don't make me guess. Tell my why you thought it was worth your time copy-pasting it into the comment box. Foster some discussion!
Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by ezst on Monday September 23, 2024 @07:02AM (#41624700)
FTR, that had me chuckle, it's quite funny considering the fingers nightmares current day generative "AI" comes up with
Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by ForOldHack on Monday September 23, 2024 @01:44AM (#41622674)
But most unfortunate for Numbers. We have 4 fingers, making binary capabilities, now if we had 60 fingers... then it would be a different story. With 5 fingers on each hand, and two hands, that is the product of two primes, and with 7 fingers on 3 hands, also the product of two primes... You have something to look forward to in Genetic Engineering 2077. Eight fingers on 4 hands? Personally, my fingers count only to 1023, and have for decades.

The article points out specific use of specific techniques to probe cache and other efficiencies, which is valuable.

Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by tbalsam on Monday September 23, 2024 @10:14AM (#41626376)
"....and 17 other bus stop conversations you'd never expect to have."
Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by anthk on Monday September 23, 2024 @08:15AM (#41625274)
Emacs users and Lisp? For sure, since the ITS days.
Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by hedora on Monday September 23, 2024 @10:16AM (#41626394)
Newer models don’t have this issue.

Now, everyone gets five fingers and a thumb, as requested.

Re:Intel's Redwood Cove: Baby Steps Are Still Steps by kristianp on Tuesday September 24, 2024 @07:07AM (#41635272)
I wondered if this was a saying translated from another language.