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Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by daemin on Monday August 19, 2024 @05:35AM (#41289397)
I think the "uncle that doesn't know anything but claims to be an expert and will tell you his opinion" is the best description of LLMs that I can think of. They will say anything confidently without knowing anything.
Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by boredemployee on Monday August 19, 2024 @08:04AM (#41290282)
>> They will say anything confidently without knowing anything.

Understanding how these algorithms work, I don't know why we would expect anything different from this?

Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by boesboes on Monday August 19, 2024 @08:47AM (#41290582)
Most ppl don't understand shit about these algorithms and will expect it be truthful and knowledgable. That is how it's marketed, despite the disclaimers..
Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by K0balt on Monday August 19, 2024 @09:13AM (#41290773)
It should be marketed more like “uncle Jim” than a trustworthy, all-domain competent oracle. I think if you just gave it a twangy accent and changed some output nouns to thingy, whatchamacallit and doohickey, people would actually be able to use it more competently.
Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by lordnacho on Monday August 19, 2024 @09:02AM (#41290690)
Because it's marketed as AI.

For me, my expectations are adjusted. I kinda know what to expect it to do, and it does quite well for what I use it for, essentially smart intellisense for coding.

Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by beeboobaa3 on Monday August 19, 2024 @11:28AM (#41291858)
I would have expected the people who trained these systems to not format their Q/A samples to sound authoritatively while they knew the system was going to be spouting nonsense.
Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by jononor on Monday August 19, 2024 @04:07PM (#41294185)
The sheer amount of companies, media, influencers, heck even government agencies, acting otherwise? With billions of dollars on the line, there are many powerful forces pushing for people to have unrealistic expectations about LLMs (or "AI" as they call it).

A lot of money is being spent on trying to improve it too. But right now the emperor has very little clothes. It remains to be seen whether they have materialized by the time people open their eyes.

Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by HeatrayEnjoyer on Monday August 19, 2024 @05:38AM (#41289416)
Perfectly humanlike
Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by HPsquared on Monday August 19, 2024 @07:42AM (#41290158)
Indeed, the more I use LLMs and see the confabulated output, I've started seeing similar in how actual people talk.
Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by hoseja on Monday August 19, 2024 @05:53AM (#41289489)
We gave up the pursuit of pure crystalline Intelligence and instead just remade ourselves. Hopefully the AIs will be able to do better.
Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by Bluestein on Monday August 19, 2024 @07:16AM (#41289971)
Yeah. We don't need Artificial Intelligence. We need to discover Actual Intelligence :)
Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by pbronez on Monday August 19, 2024 @07:53AM (#41290217)
My favorite is “mansplaining as a service”
Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by joloooo on Monday August 19, 2024 @10:59AM (#41291624)
LLMs are really disrupting the market for Mckinsey junior analysts meeting with clients.
Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by mapt on Monday August 19, 2024 @11:03AM (#41291659)
Can an LLM provide the sort of psychological buffer that McKinsey Junior Analysts (some random person picked up off the street in a college town and handed a clipboard, a frequent flier card, and a six figure salary) provide to senior managers against the scrutiny of their board and chief executive?

If I want to close the paper division, and my boss wants to close the paper division, does the LLM whisper sweet nothings in our ear and show soothing Powerpoint decks about how in the eyes of an objective observer, the paper division is unprofitable and there would be no career risk in closing it?

It's not a sexual thing I swear, it's a sort of comforting intimacy that needs to be injected into the business process in order to cope with the pressures executives feel. I don't know that anybody has trained an LLM to do that yet.

Re:Markov chains are funnier than LLMs by joloooo on Monday August 19, 2024 @05:00PM (#41294549)
I think this is the next sequel to the movie "Her".

You bring up a good point though. Very dystopian idea of a new type of enterprise tooling that emerges to soothe and calibrate human knowledge workers. Very Severance Wellness room.