The room with the human sitting in it, because humans are known to vandalize things.

I can't believe I have to specify this, but I obviously meant "other than by the human watching the room". Equally I don't expect the Uber driver to be the one vandalizing their own taxi.

And yet you'll find that your definition of clean may far exceed the driver of an Uber's at least every other trip.

They do occasionally, I smell smoke in the headliner because the driver is an occasional smoker.

They have my credit card and they could ban me from their app. It's not like people constantly trash hotel rooms or rental cars.

99.9% of people also don't vandalize toilets, buses, trains and other public amenities, it's the 0.1% that do that's the problem...

None of those places have a good idea of your identity, though.

> It's not like people constantly trash hotel rooms

I worked as a house attendant in an upscale hotel for years. Let me tell you from experience: a shockingly high percentage of people trash and damage their rooms. Not the majority, but enough to keep staff busy every day.