Re:500-year-old maths problem turns out to apply to coffee a...
by banish-m4 on Saturday May 18, 2024 @05:33PM
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Finally, a mathematical solution to why coffee makes me poop. It's clearly subliminal messaging.
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Re:500-year-old maths problem turns out to apply to coffee a...
by IncreasePosts on Saturday May 18, 2024 @08:16PM
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I always assumed despite the slight laxative effect of coffee, the real reason is most people are just morning poopers and morning coffee drinkers.
Re:500-year-old maths problem turns out to apply to coffee a...
by nullbio on Saturday May 18, 2024 @09:00PM
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I think it's because it pulls water into the intestines, which helps you poop easier.
Re:500-year-old maths problem turns out to apply to coffee a...
by euroderf on Sunday May 19, 2024 @01:23PM
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As it's a diuretic I'd say it pushes water, but yeah.
Re:500-year-old maths problem turns out to apply to coffee a...
by idiotlogical on Saturday May 18, 2024 @09:10PM
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I noticed years ago while feeding my newborn that she would chug some delicious warm milk and fill up that diaper. Since then I always figured the coffee phenomenon was related.
Drinking plain warm/hot water can trigger the same response so it is arguably not just coffee.
Re:500-year-old maths problem turns out to apply to coffee a...
by mewpmewp2 on Saturday May 18, 2024 @09:14PM
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I vary my routine a lot, so I am pretty sure that it is the liquid coffee here that is the trigger. Not just caffeine because I normally use caffeine pills instead.
Re:500-year-old maths problem turns out to apply to coffee a...
by schmidt_fifty on Saturday May 18, 2024 @10:14PM
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It's hard to discount other factors but I certainly notice a difference switching from water to coffee.
Re:500-year-old maths problem turns out to apply to coffee a...
by astrange on Sunday May 19, 2024 @01:43AM
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It's a pretty strong effect for me, but IIRC there are multiple causes, like that it's hot + acidic + caffeinated.
Re:500-year-old maths problem turns out to apply to coffee a...
by alexey-salmin on Sunday May 19, 2024 @09:27AM
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On some days I'm 8-10 times a day coffee drinker and on the same days I turn out to be 4-5 times a day pooper. I suspect there is some connection.
Re:500-year-old maths problem turns out to apply to coffee a...
by DeathArrow on Sunday May 19, 2024 @09:35AM
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I can drink as much coffee as I want and I experience no laxative effects. But if I eat some chilli peppers next morning I feel like I am going to explode.
Re:500-year-old maths problem turns out to apply to coffee a...
by bruce511 on Sunday May 19, 2024 @12:06AM
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Correlation <> causation.
Most people tend to poop around the same each day. Largely because we tent to eat around the same time each day.
Most people tend to drink coffee at the same times each day. Naturally for a bunch of folk one will co-incide with the other, at least some days a week.
The added factor is that most people (who drink coffee) drink multiple times per day, allowing for more correlation opportunities.
But mostly what causes pooping is eating (he says, speculating, with no data to back it up.)