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Re:Apple apologizes for iPad 'Crush' ad that 'missed the mark' by dylan604 on Friday May 10, 2024 @11:20AM (#40320070)
I love the name play with "If it's Boeing, I'm not going".

Waiting for something like that for Apple. Let me get my popcorn...

Re:Apple apologizes for iPad 'Crush' ad that 'missed the mark' by kirubakaran on Friday May 10, 2024 @11:38AM (#40320245)
How about “causing walled garden headaches since Eden”
Re:Apple apologizes for iPad 'Crush' ad that 'missed the mark' by dirtyhippiefree on Friday May 10, 2024 @11:52AM (#40320418)
Doesn’t really ring, no rhyming bling…
Re:Apple apologizes for iPad 'Crush' ad that 'missed the mark' by kirubakaran on Friday May 10, 2024 @12:44PM (#40321052)
It does in native Ayapaneco
Re:Apple apologizes for iPad 'Crush' ad that 'missed the mark' by dirtyhippiefree on Sunday May 12, 2024 @07:56PM (#40338479)
Translating poetry is tricky at best…worse if transliteration and cross-cultural currents pull in multiple directions…
Re:Apple apologizes for iPad 'Crush' ad that 'missed the mark' by araes on Friday May 10, 2024 @11:55AM (#40320450)
Maybe "crapple" ...
Re:Apple apologizes for iPad 'Crush' ad that 'missed the mark' by dylan604 on Friday May 10, 2024 @12:48PM (#40321105)
"If it's Apple, it's crapple" was my first stab as well. Just didn't have the same je ne sais quoi to me about it though.
Re:Apple apologizes for iPad 'Crush' ad that 'missed the mark' by __MatrixMan__ on Friday May 10, 2024 @01:39PM (#40321670)
The app'll work best with genuine apple handcuffs.
Re:Apple apologizes for iPad 'Crush' ad that 'missed the mark' by dylan604 on Friday May 10, 2024 @11:57PM (#40325857)
I do like the direction this started if not the finish
Re:Apple apologizes for iPad 'Crush' ad that 'missed the mark' by awad on Friday May 10, 2024 @01:59PM (#40321912)
What's tragic is that it was originally coined "If it ain't boing, I ain't going" back when their brand stood for quality.
Re:Apple apologizes for iPad 'Crush' ad that 'missed the mark' by joelfried on Friday May 10, 2024 @02:28PM (#40322273)
But that's the history that makes the flipping of the script so stark. Anybody embedded deeply enough in the company should be aware of that exact loss of reputation.

And if the company fails to know its own history well enough that even they are missing the point that speaks volumes about how they value institutional knowledge.