Whereas I appreciated the unexpected spice, only to quickly be reminded by your comment that, yes, this is HackerNews.

It represents the same position of mediocre acceptance that many espresso affectionadors will arrrive at after spending many months/years mucking about with expensive kit.

It’s the natural progression of most hobbies

Wait till you see my cookbook, "1-minute Meal Replacement Powders", the perfect complement to my self-help/self-sabotage title, "Better Living Through Lower Standards".

YOLO, and no one gets it right on the first try anyway...

Are you offering shares in your venture? I’d be mildly interested in investing on the expectation that I’d see returns that are slightly worse than inflation.

Not that interested though, so whatever.

You may be interested in my philosophy on uptime: nine nines is hard, how about eight eights.