How many bathrooms have Neanderthals in the tile?

Re:How many bathrooms have Neanderthals in the tile? by drooby on Wednesday April 17, 2024 @10:03AM (#40064767)

I read that title and I was nearly convinced I was having a stroke.

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Re:How many bathrooms have Neanderthals in the tile? by alamortsubite on Wednesday April 17, 2024 @11:10AM (#40065799)

From the title, I fully expected the story to be about a next-generation CAPTCHA.

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Re:How many bathrooms have Neanderthals in the tile? by tiborsaas on Wednesday April 17, 2024 @10:33AM (#40065207)

But how many bathrooms Neanderthals had?

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Re:How many bathrooms have Neanderthals in the tile? by xattt on Wednesday April 17, 2024 @10:34AM (#40065243)

Continuing with the Neanderthal theme:

> how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

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Re:How many bathrooms have Neanderthals in the tile? by jdubb on Wednesday April 17, 2024 @11:03AM (#40065690)

I still don't understand the title, no matter how hard I try. Is there a word missing? A misspelling?

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Re:How many bathrooms have Neanderthals in the tile? by thedanbob on Wednesday April 17, 2024 @11:09AM (#40065787)

"How many bathrooms have (fossilized remains of) Neanderthals in the (wall/floor) tile?"

I had to start reading the article before I was able to parse it correctly.

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Re:How many bathrooms have Neanderthals in the tile? by starkrights on Wednesday April 17, 2024 @11:12AM (#40065837)

Just got it. Have is the possessive definition, not the helper verb for a past participle.

Read like: How many tiles contain Neanderthals within their tiles?

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Re:How many bathrooms have Neanderthals in the tile? by AndrewKemendo on Wednesday April 17, 2024 @11:14AM (#40065868)

Quickly solved by inserting “remains embedded” after Neanderthals

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