350 tons of of chocolate and wine arrive on world’s largest cargo sailboat

Re:350 tons of of chocolate and wine arrive on world’s large... by spudlyo on Saturday April 13, 2024 @11:03AM (#40023582)

Rum, sodomy, and the lash.

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Re:350 tons of of chocolate and wine arrive on world’s large... by dylan604 on Saturday April 13, 2024 @11:17AM (#40023655)

I can't believe scurvy has yet to be mentioned.

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Re:350 tons of of chocolate and wine arrive on world’s large... by wolfram74 on Saturday April 13, 2024 @12:31PM (#40024202)

Well we have juice boxes for that now. Krakens are still a problem though.

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Re:350 tons of of chocolate and wine arrive on world’s large... by dylan604 on Saturday April 13, 2024 @02:00PM (#40024817)

Ha! I can see a kid's commercial for a juice box with pirates sipping on a juice box while sword fighting a Kraken attacking their ship. "While sailing the high seas, we no longer have to worry about scurvy thanks to Hi-C's vitamin C fortified juice boxes. We do still have to fight the Kraken though!" narrator voice kicks in

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Re:350 tons of of chocolate and wine arrive on world’s large... by selimthegrim on Tuesday April 16, 2024 @03:09PM (#40055979)

Please don’t tell Sora.

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Re:350 tons of of chocolate and wine arrive on world’s large... by christkv on Saturday April 13, 2024 @11:38AM (#40023821)

Pressgangs and veneral disease

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Re:350 tons of of chocolate and wine arrive on world’s large... by yawpitch on Saturday April 13, 2024 @02:19PM (#40024952)

Oh yeah definitely the venereal disease.

Any port in a storm isn’t a good motto for a long life.

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