The point is, there's simply no usecase to require or even allow the program to do IFUNC substitution freely on its own. A programming framework should not opt the developer in to capabilities they don't want or need. Much of C-likes' complexity arises from unnecessary, mandated capabilities.
It seems foolish to change our systems to stop one of the steps the attacker used after their code was already running as root; the attacker can just pick something else; as root they have essentially unlimited options.
Rejecting evidence in favor of retaining preconceptions is certainly popular.
On the other hand, dynamic linking was originally more or less just a hack to deal with memory-restricted environments in the face of growing amounts of code. It was necessary at the time because we simply wouldn't have things like X or Windows without it way back when.
But RAM is nowhere near as sparse these days, and it could be even less so if there was a concerted push on hardware vendors to stop skimping on it. So why don't we remove the hack and get back to a simple model that is much easier to understand, implement, and audit?
[1] https://sourceware.org/glibc/wiki/GNU_IFUNC
Dynamic loading is relic of the past and cause of many headaches in linux ecosystem, in this case it also just obfuscates the execution path of the code more so you can't really rely on the code you are reading. Unfortunately I don't think it's possible to completely get rid of dynamic loading as some components such as GPU drivers require it, but it should be reduced to minimum.