Law isn't code. If someone finds precedent, there will be a way to argue it doesn't cover this specific scenario. They call this conversational process "hypos" in law school, and this fundamental truth is why you never hear of a lawyer being stumped as to how to defend a client.

Ultimately, the CFAA will get it done if it gets that far, armchair lawyering aside.

To pressure test this fully, since this can be caricatured as "we can punish degenerate behavior as needed", which isn't necessarily great: it's also why there's a thin line between a authoritarian puppet judiciary and a fair one.