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Re:World Server Throwing Championship by lostlogin on Monday March 04, 2024 @07:36PM (#39598013)
I think equipment needs considering.

Gloves to stop the finger shredding at a minimum.

Cleats on the feet for grip and maybe forearm protection.

Skin tight Lycra everywhere else so that clothing doesn’t get caught, but also to accentuate the figure of the system administrator.

Re:World Server Throwing Championship by Dalewyn on Monday March 04, 2024 @10:22PM (#39599088)
>to accentuate the figure of the system administrator.

https://xkcd.com/705/