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Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by kzrdude on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @08:50AM (#39369703)
"You're in the way of a construction project, sorry, but please evacuate the planet". The fake notice costs you next to nothing.

"The plans for demolition have been available on Alpha Centauri which is only 4 light years away you know."

Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by lukas099 on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @10:38AM (#39371076)
I like the idea of the solar system getting eminent domained for a scifi
Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by InitialLastName on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @10:56AM (#39371382)
Re:What made Earth a giant snowball 700M years ago? Scientis... by wincy on Wednesday February 14, 2024 @10:56AM (#39371374)
This is literally the plot of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. It’s a great read.