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Re:The French village that voted to ban scrolling in public by cscurmudgeon on Saturday February 10, 2024 @02:31PM (#39329444)
What's next? Can't walk while drunk? Someone has to carry you on their shoulders?

Banning thinking and daydreaming while walking?

License for walking, lanes for walking and turn signals on your shoulders?

For your safety.

Re:The French village that voted to ban scrolling in public by dylan604 on Saturday February 10, 2024 @03:00PM (#39329666)
i second the motion.

i'd now like to move to the next item on the agenda and propose banning of smart phones followed by all social media.

Re:The French village that voted to ban scrolling in public by cscurmudgeon on Saturday February 10, 2024 @05:01PM (#39330639)
Lets ban the internet itself. And then ban reading/writing too.