Does everything need to be a celebration? Birthdays, weddings, baby showers, wedding-birthdays, stag do,... That's already plenty of opportunities for a narcissist to hear compliments from their friends in public.

You sound bitter.

You sound like you don't have any friends and that's sad.

You sound like I offended you. Are you a narcissist?

Nothing like a good ad hominem to try to make a point, eh?

You French are so combative.