> I had a catheter and was on morphine, but I was determined to have a good time. At one point, I decided to go on the biggest slide. When I got to the bottom, there were about 70 people clapping for me. Somebody had shouted: “Rob’s going down the death slide!” and everyone came out to watch.

Nightmarish.

These people think they're so special for being terminally ill. Don't they know that happens to everyone? There's nothing more banal than getting cancer.