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Re:Oracle extends Solaris 11.4 support until 2037 by jjgreen on Monday January 29, 2024 @07:45PM (#39184894)
I have a couple of pizza boxes under a bed in the spare room. My SO wants me to throw them out, I say in a low voice "you'll thank me when the balloon goes up ..."
Re:Oracle extends Solaris 11.4 support until 2037 by zrules on Monday January 29, 2024 @07:54PM (#39184961)
Can you expand on what you mean by this? I researched online for this reference and consulted with some colleagues while discussing this topic but none of them could figure out what you mean by when the balloon goes up.
Re:Oracle extends Solaris 11.4 support until 2037 by dboreham on Monday January 29, 2024 @08:09PM (#39185117)
Quite hard to believe when typing the phrase into Goggle brings up the dictionary definition as the #1 result.
Re:Oracle extends Solaris 11.4 support until 2037 by aatharuv on Monday January 29, 2024 @08:06PM (#39185075)
In general, when the SHTF, or things rapidly deteriorate. When the war finally starts. Etc.
Re:Oracle extends Solaris 11.4 support until 2037 by apimade on Monday January 29, 2024 @08:19PM (#39185196)
Balloon goes up comes from WW1[0]. It's a term that, in this instance I suspect means "when shit kicks off", probably world war or armageddon.

Pizza boxes are these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_box_form_factor

They're basically saying, when shit hits the fan, they'll be able to rely on these old servers.

Next time ask an LLM.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/balloon-...

Re:Oracle extends Solaris 11.4 support until 2037 by justinclift on Monday January 29, 2024 @10:38PM (#39186133)
Because you'd need like 10 solar panels to run one of those, compared to like 2 for a modern system? ;)
Re:Oracle extends Solaris 11.4 support until 2037 by jjgreen on Tuesday January 30, 2024 @06:47AM (#39188986)
Modern systems are already BIOS-compromised by the state, powering them up would instantly summon the "termination drones".
Re:Oracle extends Solaris 11.4 support until 2037 by I_Am_Nous on Tuesday January 30, 2024 @08:44AM (#39190000)
Then these must be some old pizza boxes to exist before governments wanted to slipstream backdoors into hardware
Re:Oracle extends Solaris 11.4 support until 2037 by justinclift on Friday February 02, 2024 @03:07AM (#39226321)
Not sure how that'd work after shit hits the fan badly, as there probably isn't going to be a working residential network for it to alert anyone over. ;)