Ask HN: Should I try to manufacture toasters?

Re:Ask HN: Should I try to manufacture toasters? by throwup238 on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @02:07AM (#39010309)

FOLGARP is the best. Three out of four of the couples I gifted those toasters are now deceased and will never demand a gift from me ever again. The fire investigators just call it an “act of god.”

Unfortunately the fourth only burned their house down and now we have to tolerate an insufferable GoFundMe campaign because their CA fire insurance only covers gender reveal parties. Bezos ruins everything.

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Re:Ask HN: Should I try to manufacture toasters? by M_bara on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @02:42AM (#39010553)

Yeah, these fr*cking toasters are out to get humans. Ask colonel Saul

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Re:Ask HN: Should I try to manufacture toasters? by DanHulton on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @04:21AM (#39011225)

I did, but he just keeps trying to cut the corners off all my paper.

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Re:Ask HN: Should I try to manufacture toasters? by monkeycantype on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @05:07AM (#39011545)

I really like this comment, and am now trawling DanHulton.com for more

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Re:Ask HN: Should I try to manufacture toasters? by martypitt on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @07:59AM (#39012791)

I went hunting on DanHulton.com for some more gold. I was fascinated by the "I Paid The Most" site, and was disappointed it wasn't a real thing (anymore).

@DanHulton - tell us all the tale.

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Re:Ask HN: Should I try to manufacture toasters? by DanHulton on Tuesday January 23, 2024 @04:35PM (#39110226)

Not sure what you mean by not a real thing anymore - it's still up at https://ipaidthemost.com/

Do I have a broken link somewhere?

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Re:Ask HN: Should I try to manufacture toasters? by darkwater on Tuesday January 16, 2024 @05:47AM (#39011810)

So say we all!

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