Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by jandrese on Wednesday January 03, 2024 @04:17PM
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Or as they call them "ibiotics".
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Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by dataflow on Wednesday January 03, 2024 @08:15PM
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Took me a good minute to figure this out, I kept thinking it was some kind of anti-Apple joke I wasn't understanding.
Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by jamala1 on Thursday January 04, 2024 @04:16AM
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Is the joke removing the "ant" prefix?
Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by dataflow on Thursday January 04, 2024 @04:20AM
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Yes
Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by jandrese on Thursday January 04, 2024 @05:29PM
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Yeah, it's a riff on the old random factoid you used to see all the time in papers and books where someone would be talking about something like Spanish Rice and the editor would helpfully point out that in Spain they just call the dish Rice. Also, it's just fun to make puns sometimes.
A similar joke:
Batman and Robin are in hot pursuit of the Joker when they hop in the Batmobile. Unfortunately it fails to start so Batman tells Robin that he is going pull out the Batskates and continue to chase the Joker. In the meantime he tells Robin to check the battery. Robin agrees but after a moment pauses to ask "What's a 'Tery'?"
Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by leesec on Wednesday January 03, 2024 @07:57PM
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Nice
Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by xenospn on Wednesday January 03, 2024 @09:23PM
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Thy probably teach this in ropology class.
Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by orliesaurus on Wednesday January 03, 2024 @10:07PM
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this is an iquate joke
Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by withants on Wednesday January 03, 2024 @10:26PM
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with ants
Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by duluca on Wednesday January 03, 2024 @10:29PM
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Came here for this as soon as I read the headline. Satisfied!
Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by bch on Wednesday January 03, 2024 @11:36PM
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Thanks ants. Thants.
Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by Razengan on Thursday January 04, 2024 @12:31AM
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What is HN coming to
Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by ozfive on Thursday January 04, 2024 @02:05AM
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Dang does an amazing job of moderating but I am sure it's near impossible to keep up at this point. At least the overly political article submissions aren't making it through. I've been reprimanded and have learned the error of my ways in comments. Sometimes people just need the reminder. No matter what you are going through in life it's not ok to take it out on others.
Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by thinkingemote on Thursday January 04, 2024 @04:46AM
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I also assumed the same, so I looked back in time. If you read some of the early HN posts, the quality, length, variety is the same as is now. (length seems longer now).
There's even a bunch of "what did this site become" comments from way back too!
I think it's we who change, we mature, grow older, more grumpy or less grumpy.
Re:Ants recognise infected wounds and treat them with antibi...
by whutsurnaym on Thursday January 04, 2024 @12:35AM
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And if that doesn't work, their immune systems fight off infection using "ibodies"