U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes

Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by SeanKilleen on Thursday December 28, 2023 @08:06PM (#38800672)

"Dadabase" was right there.

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Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by lelandfe on Thursday December 28, 2023 @08:13PM (#38800713)

What's an avant-garde artist's favorite way to store information?

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Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by nullhole on Thursday December 28, 2023 @08:19PM (#38800750)

Ceci n'est pas une blague.

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Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by pugworthy on Thursday December 28, 2023 @08:36PM (#38800847)

Take my a well considered upvote for a clever reply.

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Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by adonovan on Thursday December 28, 2023 @10:16PM (#38801431)

A distributed Léger?

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Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by Biganon on Friday December 29, 2023 @04:20AM (#38803100)

An Arp table?

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Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by lelandfe on Friday December 29, 2023 @10:30AM (#38805971)

Ooh, this one I had to look up for both sides. Well played

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Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by hotsauceror on Thursday December 28, 2023 @09:52PM (#38801318)

That’s what my travel mug says. Best Father’s Day gift ever.

Here’s a freebie for you new dads:

What do you call a spider with twenty eyes?

A spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider.

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Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by rareitem on Thursday December 28, 2023 @10:45PM (#38801573)

You call it a S20r

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Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by mark-r on Friday December 29, 2023 @09:37AM (#38805374)

Only works in print unfortunately.

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Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by selimthegrim on Wednesday January 03, 2024 @03:25PM (#38859354)

Don’t give the Cyrillic Unicode people any more ideas.

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