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A comment on U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes. Parent comment

Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by hotsauceror on Thursday December 28, 2023 @09:52PM (#38801318)
That’s what my travel mug says. Best Father’s Day gift ever.

Here’s a freebie for you new dads:

What do you call a spider with twenty eyes?

A spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider.

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Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by rareitem on Thursday December 28, 2023 @10:45PM (#38801573)
You call it a S20r
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Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by mark-r on Friday December 29, 2023 @09:37AM (#38805374)
Only works in print unfortunately.
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Re:U.S. Government Database of Dad Jokes by selimthegrim on Wednesday January 03, 2024 @03:25PM (#38859354)
Don’t give the Cyrillic Unicode people any more ideas.
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