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Re:The Journal of Universal Rejection by RcouF1uZ4gsC on Thursday December 14, 2023 @04:34PM (#38647558)
I heard rumors that Chuck Norris actually had the Journal of Universal Rejection accept his manuscript.

He then rejected their acceptance which is why all issues are still empty.

Re:The Journal of Universal Rejection by AndrewKemendo on Thursday December 14, 2023 @04:51PM (#38647793)
Jeff Dean is the only person to have actually published in it. It was just before they started tracking entries.
Re:The Journal of Universal Rejection by carimura on Thursday December 14, 2023 @04:57PM (#38647878)
he roundhoused the acceptance letter.