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Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by exabrial on Thursday November 02, 2023 @05:33PM (#38120498)
> For example, I worked with the NBA to let fans text messages onto the Jumbotron. The technology worked great, but let me tell you, no amount of regular expressions stands a chance against a 15 year old trying to text the word “penis” onto the Jumbotron.

incredible

Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by klyrs on Thursday November 02, 2023 @05:42PM (#38120625)
Just hire a censor, for crying out loud, the NBA can afford it and it doesn't need to scale.
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by exabrial on Thursday November 02, 2023 @05:48PM (#38120703)
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by WJW on Thursday November 02, 2023 @06:29PM (#38121237)
If it hadn't been called out in the media, how many people would have caught onto that?
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by dvngnt_ on Thursday November 02, 2023 @07:24PM (#38121861)
enough for it to get called out by the media
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by earthboundkid on Thursday November 02, 2023 @08:39PM (#38122675)
He's wearing the old camo pattern which hasn't be used in decades, which any military veteran would cue in on.
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by pests on Thursday November 02, 2023 @10:05PM (#38123479)
There is no indication of of the date of the photo. The tweet even mentions "looking up to" implying they may be an older role model. That photo could have easily been taken decades ago.

Maybe we just assume digital photo = digital age and everything posted is recent?

You wouldn't have that objection if it was an old black and white grainy photo with the same out of date pattern.

Reminds me of my favorite comedian: "One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger."

Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by genewitch on Thursday November 02, 2023 @11:37PM (#38124183)
"and the picture of you when you were youngest is also the oldest picture of you"
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by hnbad on Thursday November 02, 2023 @06:30PM (#38121254)
I don't think "filter out texts that look like they might be blatant sexual puns or inappropriate for a jumbotron" is on the same level as "filter out images in a promotion of militarist culture that depict people whom the military might not want to be associated with". I doubt most people (including journalists) would have known the image was a prank if there weren't articles written about the prank after it was pointed out in a way that journalists found out about. On the other hand getting the word "penis" or a slur on the jumbotron is intentionally somewhat obvious.

I actually think the example of a porn actor being mistaken for a soldier is rather harmless (although it will offend exactly the kind of crowd that thinks a sports event randomly "honoring" military personnel is good and normal). I recall politicians being tricked into "honoring" far worse people in pranks like this just because someone constructed a sob story about them using a real picture. The problem here is that filtering out the "bad people" requires either being able to perfectly identify (i.e. already know) every single bad person or every single good person.

A reverse image search is a good gut check but if the photo itself doesn't have any exact matches you rely on facial recognition which is too unreliable. You don't want to turn down a genuine sob story because the guy just happens to look like a different person.

Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by klyrs on Thursday November 02, 2023 @06:57PM (#38121579)
That's an acceptable failure. The only people who know that guy are into porn already.
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by eru on Friday November 03, 2023 @02:59AM (#38125399)
I know, because the linked article told me.

(In this case, I don't care. But the pearl-clutching type might.)

Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by _a_a_a_ on Thursday November 02, 2023 @07:58PM (#38122146)
"Safe to say the Vikings social media team is going to be thinking long and hard..."

those last 3 words genuinely accidental?

Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by mock-possum on Friday November 03, 2023 @01:13AM (#38124793)
I mean… that’s hardly offensive though. That’s not on the same level as a racial slur or something.
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by omginternets on Thursday November 02, 2023 @06:06PM (#38120936)
Just let clever 15 year olds write "penis" on the jumbotron, for crying out loud!
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by joshspankit on Thursday November 02, 2023 @07:02PM (#38121620)
Talk to the advertisers
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by klyrs on Thursday November 02, 2023 @07:56PM (#38122121)
It's really not that clever.
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by serf on Thursday November 02, 2023 @10:11PM (#38123532)
it's all relative to the cohort.

if the rest of his classmates are drooling and eating chaulk the kid that gets the jumbotron to be lewd is pretty clever.

Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by omginternets on Friday November 03, 2023 @11:41PM (#38137954)
And?
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by eru on Friday November 03, 2023 @03:00AM (#38125406)
That wouldn't be nearly as funny as putting up a bit of a fight.

And those 15 year olds need an outlet to let them prove that they are clever.

Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by Ekaros on Friday November 03, 2023 @03:28AM (#38125577)
Yeah there is two parts. One is showing the stupidity of unfiltered content by anyone.

And other one is showing filtering is impossible...

Both are funny... And kinda prove that you can not allow input from public.

Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by omginternets on Friday November 03, 2023 @11:40PM (#38137951)
The parent post is talking about hiring professional censors, which strikes me as caring a bit too much about the jokes of a 15yo.
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by jabroni_salad on Thursday November 02, 2023 @05:47PM (#38120685)
If you read the article you may note that this is exactly what happened
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by klyrs on Thursday November 02, 2023 @06:54PM (#38121539)
Yes and no. They first tried paying engineers to do it instead. They probably paid those engineers more, to fail, than they ultimately paid the censors.
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by stainablesteel on Thursday November 02, 2023 @06:38PM (#38121358)
we used to be so great, our sporting events were slaughterfests filled with gladiators and their fight to the death. now we can't even put a funny word on a big screen

the west has fallen

Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by ben_w on Thursday November 02, 2023 @07:54PM (#38122106)
The city famous for the gladiators was forcibly depopulated around 1500 years ago or so. The kingdoms and empires that followed it, also fell. The closest we get even to the surviving nations out of those who defeated the successors to Rome, themselves fell around WW1.
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by eru on Friday November 03, 2023 @03:01AM (#38125412)
> The closest we get even to the surviving nations out of those who defeated the successors to Rome, themselves fell around WW1.

I'm not sure who you are talking about?

Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by BlueTemplar on Friday November 03, 2023 @07:10PM (#38136264)
Holy Romanian Empire ? (j/k)
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by eru on Saturday November 04, 2023 @12:23AM (#38138114)
That one already fell to Napoleon.
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by ben_w on Saturday November 04, 2023 @07:42AM (#38140129)
Mainly thinking of the Ottomans ("around" WW1, not strictly in it, but IMO the war itself caused it), who defeated the Eastern Roman Empire, who in turn were not only a successor to the pre-split Roman Empire, but which also occupied the city of Rome itself for a while on three separate occasions.

Looking at just the city of Rome itself, you've got the following mess that I'm just copying from Wikipedia with light formatting:

Western Roman Empire — 286–476; Kingdom of Italy — 476–493; Ostrogothic Kingdom — 493–536; Eastern Roman Empire — 536–546; Ostrogothic Kingdom — 546–547; Eastern Roman Empire — 547–549; Ostrogothic Kingdom — 549–552; Eastern Roman Empire — 552–751; Kingdom of the Lombards — 751–756; Papal States — 756–1798; Roman Republic — 1798–1799; Papal States — 1799–1809; First French Empire — 1809–1814; Papal States — 1814–1849; Roman Republic — 1849; Papal States — 1849–1870; Kingdom of Italy — 1870–1943.

Which might make my core point even more strongly? IDK.

Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by bigstrat2003 on Thursday November 02, 2023 @06:42PM (#38121410)
I'll be honest: I'm 38 years old, and I think it's pretty funny to get "penis" up on the Jumbotron. I don't think I'd do it, but I would certainly have a good laugh if I witnessed it.
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by Lornedon on Thursday November 02, 2023 @07:40PM (#38121982)
Let's do a search for the threshold age. I'm 26, and I'd probably do it.
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by brk on Thursday November 02, 2023 @07:56PM (#38122125)
50 here. Would be down to see a jumbo penis.
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by benstein on Friday November 03, 2023 @12:32AM (#38124564)
I wrote the article and I think it's funny
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by jenadine on Thursday November 02, 2023 @11:20PM (#38124055)
I am 41, and I would find it terribly offensive. There can be children watching and...

No. Just kidding, I'd find it funny.

Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by assimpleaspossi on Friday November 03, 2023 @03:24AM (#38125548)
I'm a mature adult and find such childishness stupid.
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by LocalH on Friday November 03, 2023 @10:15AM (#38129084)
I'm a mature adult and find such childishness refreshing and needed in this world.
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by Brian_K_White on Friday November 03, 2023 @11:38AM (#38130416)
Mature adults don't call other people childish.

They might hold the opinion, but they also recognize a few things like how that is a matter of taste, and how tastes differ, and how that's ok and there is no one true taste, and if there were it would be inexcusable to assume that they embodied it, and aside from all of that even given poor taste, the importance of decorum is context sensitive, there are almost no absolutes and there is at least a few times & places for things that are normally unwanted, etc etc etc.

Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by BlueTemplar on Friday November 03, 2023 @07:01PM (#38136206)
Also, if a 15 year old really did come with the somewhat self-referential hack "the PEN IS mightier than the sword", I can only tip my hat to them !
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by sonicanatidae on Monday November 06, 2023 @10:58AM (#38164278)
That's great! It won't stop people, myself included, from having a mini-flashback to childhood by doing something childish, but you're welcome to sit right next to me, being mad about it. :)
Re:Little Bobby Tables Has a Baby Sister. Meet Sally Ignore ... by duxup on Thursday November 02, 2023 @09:42PM (#38123298)
Naw it’s an ageless thing, good old tomfoolery is always fun.