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Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by dgrin91 on Thursday October 19, 2023 @09:52AM (#37942913)
This is the weirdest wording for layoffs I've ever seen. Makes it seem like some sort of data error in the db they are fixing
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by riebschlager on Thursday October 19, 2023 @09:57AM (#37942990)
Bob Porter : I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.

Bob Slydell : So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.

Bill Lumbergh : Great.

Dom Portwood : So, uh, Milton has been let go?

Bob Slydell : Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the glitch. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.

Bob Porter : We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end.

Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by gustavus on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:06AM (#37943110)
When I was younger I laughed assuming it was a comedy

Now I laugh to keep from crying because I realize it's a documentary.

Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by Bluecobra on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:26AM (#37943362)
I would love to work in a cubicle farm like that vs. an open office any day though.
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by mensetmanusman on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:41AM (#37943569)
Yeah, after just watching the matrix, cube farms are necessary for running away from ai agents.
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by kevsim on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:32AM (#37943430)
After relocating from the US to Scandinavia, people here are always give me crap for having worked in a cubicle farm. And I always tell them I'd go back to that layout in a second compared the open landscape nightmare we have everywhere here.
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by ilyt on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:33AM (#37943452)
Yeah open plan offices is like someone looked at cubicles and said "they are not miserable enough, we need to change something"
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by beretguy on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:33AM (#37943442)
Especially cause he faced the entrance to his cubicle with his face, not his back.
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by gosub100 on Thursday October 19, 2023 @02:51PM (#37946974)
I remember in the early 00's seeing blogs or cartoons where they would complain and call it their "gray, 4-walled prison cell". Well, that cell is a lot more dignified than today's open-office hot-desking that would be akin to an impoverished country's prison!
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by thmsths on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:10AM (#37943176)
While it was a really funny scene in the movie, I always assumed that on top of being cruel this seems like a dangerous way to handle the issue. Looks like a pretty easy wrongful termination lawsuit here. Especially if Milton keeps showing up for work and doesn't get paid for it.
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by TheAdamist on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:15AM (#37943226)
It doesn't work out well for the company in the end in the movie either.

Works out great for milton though.

Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by ddol on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:24AM (#37943335)
I dunno, he asked for a Mai Tai and they brought him a Piña Colada. And he said no salt on his margarita, but it had salt on it.

Sounds like people still don’t listen to him, poor Milton.

Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by CoastalCoder on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:28AM (#37943389)
Since we're on this tangent anyway, can I just give a shout out to that actor, Stephen Root?

It's amazing to see the contrast between Milton and his other characters.

Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by Atreiden on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:58AM (#37943799)
I was absolutely floored when I realized Fuches and Milton are the same guy. Terrific actor!
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by Obscurity4340 on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:24AM (#37943326)
Gee, thanks a Milton
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by tiahura on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:20AM (#37943288)
Wrongful termination generally requires either discrimination based on protected class or retaliation for reporting (discrimination / injury / safety).

You generally can’t sue your employer for being an unfair asshole.

Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by StevenWaterman on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:22AM (#37943312)
You can definitely sue them for not telling you that you're fired, and then not paying you for the work you do.
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by avar on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:44AM (#37943606)
The protagonist (and presumably Milton) has 8 different bosses.

Even if doing this would result in a lawsuit against the company, it's unlikely to impact those middle-managers personally.

Which is a key takeaway from the movie, it consistently shows apathy at every level.

Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by paleotrope on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:58AM (#37943804)
Bullshit jobs before they were labeled Bullshit jobs.
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by ant6n on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:28AM (#37943400)
I immediately had the same thought. „We fixed the glitch!“
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by myth_drannon on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:17AM (#37943250)
Confuse trading algos that do semantic analysis? It can be interpreted as neutral, if it's not "cuts".
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by manicennui on Thursday October 19, 2023 @09:57AM (#37942996)
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by isykt on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:07AM (#37943123)
When it comes to corporations, we’re all just numbers in a database.
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by hulitu on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:09AM (#37943162)
> When it comes to corporations, we’re all just numbers in a database.

... or bricks in the wall.

Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by omgsharks on Thursday October 19, 2023 @10:56AM (#37943767)
I agree, but at the same time it’s just the flip side of the term “job creation” so can’t blame them.
Re:Nokia to erase up to 14,000 employees from payroll by tmaly on Thursday October 19, 2023 @12:39PM (#37945152)
Maybe a Freudian slip? Maybe we are all in a simulation?