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Re:Cisco Acquires Splunk by dpkirchner on Thursday September 21, 2023 @12:23PM (#37599972)
Imagine a merger of Cisco and Oracle...
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Re:Cisco Acquires Splunk by baq on Thursday September 21, 2023 @01:06PM (#37600627)
I'd rather set my bank on fire.
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Re:Cisco Acquires Splunk by tough on Thursday September 21, 2023 @01:29PM (#37600973)
They would do that for you for free
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Re:Cisco Acquires Splunk by pgeorgi on Thursday September 21, 2023 @01:59PM (#37601437)
Oracle? Cisco? Do something for somebody else for free? Are you mad? They'll license the fire, and calculate the fees based on volume of air heated.
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Re:Cisco Acquires Splunk by sonofhans on Thursday September 21, 2023 @02:11PM (#37601593)
… and then sue passers-by for pirating their pre-warmed air.
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Re:Cisco Acquires Splunk by catchnear4321 on Thursday September 21, 2023 @02:39PM (#37602054)
come now, you really think cisco would do that?

fail to monetize the light?

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