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Re:God Writes Haskell by galfarragem on Thursday September 07, 2023 @05:24AM (#37416544)
I would bet that He writes Lisp. Ultimately everything is the same. Particles. Above it: particles made of particles.
Re:God Writes Haskell by 1letterunixname on Thursday September 07, 2023 @05:37AM (#37416627)
That's only used in the Old Testament.

Hell, Genesis was written in assembly for the 8008 in only 520 bits but it took a damn sandpile of support chips to bootstrap.

God uses Elixir with Rustler now because of concurrency and lazy evaluation gotchas of Haskell. (STM didn't cut it.)

Meanwhile, the devil imposes a standard of FORTRAN77 and COBOL62 with a spaghetti mess of uncommented code containing GOTOs, "god" functions, and meaningless identifiers.

Re:God Writes Haskell by jexp on Thursday September 07, 2023 @06:48AM (#37417103)
God wrote in Lisp, Bob Kanefsky performed by Julia Ecklar. My favorite song.

https://www.prometheus-music.com/audio/eternalflame.mp3

Refrain (full lyrics): http://www.songworm.com/lyrics/songworm-parody/EternalFlame....

For God wrote in Lisp code

When he filled the leaves with green.

The fractal flowers and recursive roots:

The most lovely hack I’ve seen.

And when I ponder snowflakes, never finding two the same,

I know God likes a language with its own four-letter name.

Re:God Writes Haskell by koolala on Thursday September 07, 2023 @09:32AM (#37418669)
JSON is a 4 letter name too! Could replace LISP with it.
Re:God Writes Haskell by jgwil2 on Thursday September 07, 2023 @09:42AM (#37418808)
An article that shows almost exactly that: https://stopa.io/post/265
Re:God Writes Haskell by assimpleaspossi on Thursday September 07, 2023 @10:11AM (#37419153)
JSON isn't a programming language
Re:God Writes Haskell by koolala on Thursday September 07, 2023 @10:25AM (#37419353)
That isn't true obviously. It's like saying lists aren't a programming language.
Re:God Writes Haskell by kaba0 on Thursday September 07, 2023 @12:27PM (#37421438)
It isn’t in itself. Neither is any AST. A programming language is the semantic rules that can execute it.
Re:God Writes Haskell by koolala on Thursday September 07, 2023 @02:13PM (#37423195)
Until it is.
Re:God Writes Haskell by assimpleaspossi on Thursday September 07, 2023 @07:34PM (#37427173)
From the guy who created JSON:

>JSON (JavaScript Object Notation) is a lightweight data-interchange format.

From Wikipedia:

>JSON is an open standard file format and data interchange format

Now tell me how JSON is a programming language.

Re:God Writes Haskell by koolala on Thursday September 07, 2023 @08:27PM (#37427651)
I might be thinking of JSOLN. Let's talk about that instead.
Re:God Writes Haskell by xwowsersx on Thursday September 07, 2023 @10:41AM (#37419587)
hahaha this is incredible

> now some folks on the internet put their faith in C++

Thanks for sharing!

Re:God Writes Haskell by joshjob42 on Thursday September 07, 2023 @12:11PM (#37421147)
I only clicked on the comments to find out if anyone had posted this. It is also a favorite of mine and I don't even really write in Lisp! Though it has actually inspired me to start using emacs and fiddle with elisp and CL a bit.
Re:God Writes Haskell by sph on Thursday September 07, 2023 @06:53AM (#37417132)
The next ground-breaking achievement in quantum physics will be the discovery of the two smallest particles everything derives from: a left paren and a right paren.
Re:God Writes Haskell by behnamoh on Thursday September 07, 2023 @09:05AM (#37418326)
Re:God Writes Haskell by assimpleaspossi on Thursday September 07, 2023 @10:10AM (#37419146)
And the angels write in C
Re:God Writes Haskell by az09mugen on Thursday September 07, 2023 @02:51PM (#37423783)