A boy who stole Half-Life 2

Re:A boy who stole Half-Life 2 by tetris11 on Thursday August 31, 2023 @03:28PM (#37342462)

I think 3 should be "Don't email your hack victims with proof of your crimes for a face-to-face meeting."

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Re:A boy who stole Half-Life 2 by RandomGuy456 on Thursday August 31, 2023 @03:35PM (#37342565)

That one is fundamental! lol

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Re:A boy who stole Half-Life 2 by Arrath on Thursday August 31, 2023 @03:37PM (#37342591)

Rule 0: Commit 1 crime at a time.

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Re:A boy who stole Half-Life 2 by doubled112 on Thursday August 31, 2023 @03:40PM (#37342650)

"Only break one law at a time" is exactly this said another way, yet somehow easier for me to parse.

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Re:A boy who stole Half-Life 2 by Arrath on Thursday August 31, 2023 @03:45PM (#37342720)

Fair, but it loses out on the rhyme.

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Re:A boy who stole Half-Life 2 by dopeboy on Thursday August 31, 2023 @04:27PM (#37343250)

He did so to confess. He has admitted he didn’t want to hide. There’s no strategy to critique here; he wanted to come clean.

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Re:A boy who stole Half-Life 2 by baby on Thursday August 31, 2023 @07:51PM (#37345048)

I'm guessing he got a better deal than if he had been caught

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Re:A boy who stole Half-Life 2 by Modified3019 on Thursday August 31, 2023 @08:06PM (#37345165)

Only because he lived in Germany and their system was more reasonable about it.

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Re:A boy who stole Half-Life 2 by jmprspret on Thursday August 31, 2023 @09:17PM (#37345635)

5) never come clean to feds

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