This is a poor excuse. Even if it were a web app, you would still need to test on multiple browsers.
Doing a smoke test on a new release is just basic professionalism.
And having a phase roll out with a rollback is also not a new concept.
there are a million “shoulds”. just because you know most of them or can afford to account for them on every release doesn’t excuse google for the maintenance nightmare that the android ecosystem is.
Having a quick revert is also "not a new concept". Most modern devops practices focus not just on Mean Time to Failure, but Mean Time to Recovery, and a quick revert is a critical part of that. Even Google's own SRE best practices encourage that.
It is inexcusable that for a task to port an app to Android 13 (targetSdkVersion 33) that the app is not tested with Android 13.
At some point, you just have to say "OK this is a platform used by literally millions of apps and millions of developers, and mistakes will be made, and it should be easy to fix them by stopping your own rollout (without having to know tricks like doing a staged release) or immediately making an older, already approved version live again". It's such a basic design principle to make things revertible/recoverable, especially for something like an app store.