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Re:80% of bosses say they regret earlier return-to-office plans by rabuse on Friday August 11, 2023 @06:47PM (#37094975)
I honestly think it's mostly a huge ego boost to flex with. "Look at how GIANT our new billion dollar HQ is, and look at all of these people working for ME!"
Re:80% of bosses say they regret earlier return-to-office plans by nine_zeros on Friday August 11, 2023 @07:26PM (#37095264)
> I honestly think it's mostly a huge ego boost to flex with. "Look at how GIANT our new billion dollar HQ is, and look at all of these people working for ME!"

This may sound like a joke but having gleaming, globally distributed offices is absolutely is a matter of great pride and ego for the C-Suite. They absolutely fantasize about how they are jet setting from one office to another and how all the employees roll a red carpet for them.

Re:80% of bosses say they regret earlier return-to-office plans by AtlasBarfed on Friday August 11, 2023 @08:45PM (#37095762)
And of course the mountains of deductions and balance sheet games you can play with a lot of real estate.

We already know the C-suite is oligarchical in nature with wage suppression in Silicon Valley, so we know they meet and communication. And things like corporate real estate is garden variety MBA stuff that these guys can freely talk about at the get-togethers.

Not having employees in buildings means those buildings aren't really worth anything. A collapse in the value of office space is something none of these companies want. It would impact share price, options, and executive pay, because these things are 30-50 year investments at a minimum.

Re:80% of bosses say they regret earlier return-to-office plans by MBCook on Friday August 11, 2023 @09:08PM (#37095905)
Don’t forget that a lot of offices are leased for many years or even purchased/built.

Do you know what looks REALLY bad? A giant fancy office with five people in it.

Better force people to fill it up. We are stuck, we spent the money, can’t have it look bad.

Re:80% of bosses say they regret earlier return-to-office plans by ekianjo on Friday August 11, 2023 @09:42PM (#37096125)
Who cares what it looks like. Sunk cost fallacy
Re:80% of bosses say they regret earlier return-to-office plans by MBCook on Friday August 11, 2023 @10:40PM (#37096457)
Executives who dream of big fancy offices?

Workers certainly don’t.

Re:80% of bosses say they regret earlier return-to-office plans by ornornor on Saturday August 12, 2023 @12:48AM (#37097141)
Maybe they could hire all these movie extras who will soon be replaced by AI generated alter egos and be out of work?

Everybody wins: extras get to not be homeless and pay their bills, companies look busier than ever, extras can act whatever fantasy management wants to show off, offices have some kind of purpose again, we get to work wherever we like and do actual work… What’s not to like?

Re:80% of bosses say they regret earlier return-to-office plans by petre on Saturday August 12, 2023 @02:17AM (#37097522)
That would totally be a thing in Japan where you can pay people to act like they are your family.
Re:80% of bosses say they regret earlier return-to-office plans by rs999gti on Saturday August 12, 2023 @10:21AM (#37100475)
Bernie Madoff staged busy trading floors to fool auditors and investors, so this is not far off the mark